Michael Phelps - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Michael Phelps. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Michael Phelps would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2010


Monday 15 November 1010

Cough...Cough...Dear Diary, I...I...I forgot what I was going to tell you, but...Wow...That Twinkie sure did taste yummy. I swam some laps tod...

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March 2010


Tuesday 09 March 1010

March 6, 2010. Swam 7 miles Ate 11,500 calories March 7, 2010 Forget the pool. Hung out w/ Tiger's friend Putted 7 miles Ate 14,500 calor...

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Sunday 07 March 1010

Getting ready for March 24 US National Meet Feb. 28 - Swam 10,000 yard warmup then 20 x 100s alternating strokes. Ate 12,000 calories to match yardag...

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January 2010


Thursday 07 January 1010

Dude! I went outside for a swim and the pool is like, all froze up or some shit. I may have to try to do the backstroke in the bathtub. There's a...

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