"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of "Macho Man" Randy Savage. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by "Macho Man" Randy Savage would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing "Macho Man" Randy Savage's diary, as written by 'P.M. Wortham'.
Oooh Yeah. Colder than a witches exposed knee cap out here in the crisp Minnesota air. Decided to visit my old buddy and former Governor Jesse Ventu...
Ooooh Yeah. Another sunny day in Savage land, while the cool breezes of Autumn help to dry the sweat from my muscle tee. Nothing like black lycra sh...
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