"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of "Macho Man" Randy Savage. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by "Macho Man" Randy Savage would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Dear Diary, The Macho Man has had a very sad day Mr. Macho Diary.
Whoa yeah, I love my life. Gots to go and pick up my laundry today. I need to repair my glasses, got to get one of tiny little screwdrivers. Oh yea...
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