"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of "Macho Man" Randy Savage. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by "Macho Man" Randy Savage would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing "Macho Man" Randy Savage's diary, as written by 'brokenarrow'.
Currently showing entries from: 2012
FUCK,I'M BROKE, I'M REALLY FUCKING BROKE. I GOTTA GO TO THAT SCHOOL, I GOTTA GO THAT SCHOOL AND ASK THOSE KIDS FOR SOME MONEY. I'M GONNA SAY "KIDS, KI...
6,815 Americans die on Black FridaySome 6,815 Americans died on Black Friday, which is the average daily number of deaths in the U.S. The difference: 6,754 of these deaths were blamed on crazy-ass shoppers trying to score a bargain.
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