"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Fake Diary


Friday, 21 November 2003

...shows up AN HOUR AND A HALF LATE!!! YOU DON'T LEAVE THE MACHO MAN WAITING IN THE WINGS, BRUTHA!!!! But this turned out to be a very pretty lady so I let it slide. Her name is Alex, which is a man's name so I was a little threatened by that but that's ok because the Macho Man is secure in his masculinity, ooooh yeah.

Well I greeted her and pulled her chair out for her like a gentleman and sat down to talk to her. She told me she was an accountant, like that scumbag Irwin R. Schyster, and that she was born in Russia, like that scumbag Nikolai Volkoff. I told her I just released my first album Be a Man and she didn't seem too impressed. So obviously we got off to a bad start right away, ooooh yeah.

So the waiter came and told us to help ourselves. Now the Macho Man isn't used to serving himself at the Chinese buffet, I usually order on...

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