"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Fake Diary


Friday, 21 November 2003

Ooooh yeah, the Macho Man got set up on a blind date last night, and let me tell you, it did not go so well.

So my good friend from the old WWF days, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, said he knew a broad who would be perfect for the Macho Man and that I should check her out. I told him that I wasn't sure, that I might not be ready after the tragic death of Miss Elizabeth, ooooh yeah. But he convinced me to do it, said I have to get out of the house once in a while so I agreed.

Well we decided to meet at a restaurant because for some reason she didn't want me to know where she lived. So I picked a Chinese buffet and told her that I would be waiting for her and that I would be wearing yellow and orange tights with a cowboy hat that says "Macho Man" on it, ooooh yeah, my sharpest outfit!

Well I sat at the restaurant for quite a while and she finally ...

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