...and that Monica Bellucci can be my valet anytime, OOOOH YEAH!!
Well towards the end of the movie I started getting angry, because Neo was taking a beating, oooh yeah. So I stand up and yell at the screen, "COME ON NEO!!! ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS FLY HIGH IN THE AIR AND COME DOWN ON AGENT SMITH WITH A DEVASTATING ELBOW DROP!!! GAME OVER, BRUTHA!!!!" Well the guy sitting two rows in front of me didn't like my outburst, so he turned around, put his finger to his lips and went, "Sssshhh!!!!" CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?! HE "SHOOSHED" THE MACHO MAN!!!!! Well you know that wasn't going to fly with me, oooh yeah. So I stood up on the back of my chair and pointed my finger at him and said, "YOU'RE GONNA SEE THAT ELBOW DROP NOW, BRUTHA!!! DIG IT!!!!" So I leaped off the chair and delivered that elbow right to his mouth, ooooh yeah. Ne...
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