"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 18 November 2003

Oooooh yeah, the Macho Man decided to go to the movies today to see The Matrix Revolutions.

When I got to the lobby I proceeded to head straight for the theater when some ticket-taking punk stopped me and said, "Sir, do you have a ticket?" I couldn't believe what I was hearing, so I flexed my bicep in front of his face and said, "HERE'S MY TICKET, BRUTHA!!! AND IT'S YOUR TICKET TO THE HOSPITAL IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN!!!" Needless to say he was awed by the power of the Macho Man, ooooh yeah, so I walked straight into the theater.

Well I took my seat at the back of the theater, you know it, because I get nervous when someone is behind me because you never know who might hit you over the head with a steel chair. Well the movie started and I liked it a lot, the robots shooting the robots and the high-octane kung fu action an...

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