"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 15 November 2003

...then I BUSTED IT RIGHT OVER PETEY'S HEAD, OOOOOOOOHHH YEAH!!! Well he started bleeding real bad and while he was stunned I SHOT UP OUT OF BED AND ROLLED HIM UP IN THE SMALL PACKAGE AND GOT THE 1-2-3!!!!

Needless to say this was Pete's last day on the job, ooooh yeah. Now I need to hire a new assistant, one that can bring me the right soup when I ask for it and take a shot to the head from a ring bell without going into a coma. DIG IT!!!

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