"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 15 November 2003

Ooooohhh yeah the Macho Man has a little bit of a cold today so I decided to stay in bed and take it easy.

So I ordered my assistant Pete to bring me some chicken noodle soup from my favorite soup place in town. Guess what happened? HE BROUGHT ME BACK CLAM CHOWDER!!! He knows the Macho Man is allergic to clams, oooh yeah. I reached up from my bed and grabbed him by the collar and shoved his nose in the soup and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL THE MACHO MAN, BRUTHA?!"

Well let me tell you he got real scared, ooohhh yeah, and he said, "Macho Man, I'm sorry! I didn't hear you right! It won't happen again!" So I said, "YOU'RE DAMNED RIGHT IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, PETEY!!! DIG IT!!!!" So I reached over to my nightstand and grabbed the ring bell I keep there to call my servants, oooh yeah, and th...

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