"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Fake Diary


Friday, 14 November 2003

..."GET ME A MANGER! THE MACHO KING WANTS SERVICE!!! DIG IT!!!" So the manager came running out and asked me if there was a problem and I explained to him that the Macho King wanted food and he wanted it now. Then you know what that little puke said? "You're gonna have to wait in line like everyone else sir." CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!?? He had no respect for the crown of the Macho King, so I decided to take matters into my own hands, ooooh yeah.

I turned around like I was gonna leave and when the manager's guard was down I whirled around and HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH MY SCEPTRE OOOOOOH YEAH!!!!!!! Let me tell you he went down hard and I looked to the crowd for approval but all they did was scream. So I had no choice, I climbed up to the very top of the nearest soda fountain, ooooh yeah, pointed to the manager and pointed to the sky, then I LET THAT ELBOW D...

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