Oooooh yeah the Macho Man was feeling a little down today so I decided to cheer myself up a little. It always brings a smile to my face when I put the crown on and become the Macho King once again, ooooh yeah.
While I was stomping around my house and waving my sceptre in the air I got a little hungry, so I thought, "What better way for the Macho King to get a quick meal than Burger King?" So I got in my Hummer, one of the old kind not that sissy H2, and headed down to get some fast food, ooooh yeah.
Well let me tell you I kicked those front doors down and shouted so everyone could hear, "THE MACHO KING IS HERE, BRUTHA!!!! I WANT SOME FOOD AND I WANT IT FAST, OOOOOH YEAH!!!!!"
Well everyone in the joint just stared at the Macho King like he was crazy, so I went up to the first cashier I saw, slapped him in the face and said, "GE...
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