"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Fake Diary


Friday, 22 August 2008

...with him and Jake the Snake a couple of months back. Kept saying "you could see the white of their eyes" to the dominos all the time. Hey man.

1.30 Great lunch with "B". I had the 2lb Rib eye, with a larg fries, onion rings (only three dozen), seven Ben and Jerries and seven pints of Bud. "B" had a muesli bar, celery and carrot juice. Man, he is over-eating. I told him so, especially in this election year. Hey man, go easy on the celery man.

3.30 Off to show my WWF belt to some kids in the Regency High at the end of town. Some 4 years olds want to learn self defence and how to throw people to the floor. I'll show 'em man.

5.00 Nearly dinner time. Only having a small snack tonight 'coz o f my large lunch. Will keep to a few nsteaks and a couple of pounds of fries only. Much watch ma weight.

8.00 Goin' to...

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