8.00 Boy man. What a start to the day man. Tried to pump some iron, but couldn't connect the hose inflator.Man!
9.00 Time for breakfast. Had three dozen eggs, seven sirloin steaks, thirteen sodas and then really sent the calories flipping, man, with one of your English Mr Kipling Cakes, I remember beating Mr Kipling in the Penge Smackdown
10.00 To ABC stusios to choreograph some wrestling for tonight man. Not like the MicMcManus days in your England where wrestlers had to wrestle. I'm meeting your Ballet Babe Darcey Bussel next week who's gonn help us out with some cool moves. Gawd, how I like the cut of her in that tu-tu. Soooooo Sexxxxxxy man, I could sweat some.
11.30 Meeting my friend Barak Obama for lunch. Gettin' really friendly with him man. Cometimes call him Bar, or even B. He's a cool dude in those shades. Played dominos with...