"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 4 November 2010

...occasions; black parachute pants and tee-shirt without rips or tears in the fabric, maybe.

The Macho Man was ready to drop kick his opponents to the corners of the Washington squared circle. The Macho Man was ready to do his part for his country. The Macho man has washed and ironed all his bandanas, ready to come to Washington, but no. Three puny little votes. Jesse "The Drooping Body" Ventura did it, why can't The Macho Man?

Today, I'm gonna take my F-350 Duelie with the 12 inch lift kit and off-road tractor tires back to the streets, oooh, yeah. I'm gonna find those people I talked to all those weeks ago, and then the Macho Man is gonna pull out an extra large can of Whoop Ass, oooh, yeah. They are gonna remember The Macho Man's name. They're gonna write in The Macho Man on the ballot in 2012. The Macho Man will get to Washington baby. ...

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