"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 4 November 2010

Ooh, Yeah. The Macho Man is still pissed off after yesterday's news. The election is over and despite running my own write in campaign; I only got 3 measly little votes. The Macho Man did his part, went to the streets, talked to the people and promised action in Washington. None of this namby-pamby debate crap with The Macho Man. The Macho Man goes to a committee meeting and body slams anyone who disagrees, oooh, yeah. "How do you like that sack of potatoes, Mr. Suit and Tie?"

The Macho Man would have brought a whole new fashion sense to capital hill, oooh, yeah. No more restricting suit jacket and pleated wool pansy pants but clothing meant for action. Parachute pants, bandana and muscle tee-shirts all day long baby. Now that's the dress code for men who work and sweat, Macho men of action, The Macho Man Army, oooh, yeah. For more formal occasions;...

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