"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Fake Diary


Monday, 8 December 2003

...by an Italian guy named Chef Ralphie Stugots. Well we all sat down at the Macho Man's huge dinner table, the one with my face carved into the top and "Oooooh yeah!" spelled out in gold. Chef Ralphie and his crew served us the appetizers and let me tell you they were delicious, oooh yeah, antipasto and bruschetta that'll curl your toes, DIG IT!!! Well we finished with the appetizers and we were all quite pleased so far and then Chef Ralphie wheeled out the BIGGEST TURKEY YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE, OOOOOH YEAH!!!!

Well let me tell you he carved that bird up and served it all around. Kamala was the first to take a bite, oooh yeah because he loves his food, and a funny look came over his face. He looked at Chef Ralphie and cried, "This turkey is dry as a bone!!!" I tasted the bird myself and realized Kamala was dead right, as did the other...

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