OOOOOOoooohhh YEAHHHH!!! The Macho Man is back, brutha! I lost my diary a couple weeks ago and I just found it in the bottom of my clothes hamper wrapped up in one of my old sequined capes. I shouldn't have fired my cleaning lady, I guess, BUT SHE WAS SNOOPING AROUND IN THE MACHO MAN'S UNDERWEAR DRAWER!!!! STAY OUTTA THERE, BRUTHA!!!!
Anyway, let me recap for you a memorable Thanksgiving at Macho Mansion, ooooh yeah. I invited over a lot of my old buddies from the glory days, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, Jake the Snake, The Honky Tonk Man, Kamala the Ugundan Giant, and Tito Santana. I sent out an invitation to Ravishing Rick Rude as well but his widow called back to tearfully inform me that he passed on a few years ago, ooooh yeah, bummer.
Well let me tell you the boys showed up and I ordered a feast from a local caterer run ...
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