"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of "Macho Man" Randy Savage. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by "Macho Man" Randy Savage would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Ooooh yea, the "Macho Man" is getting ready for his match against Bret "The Hitman" Hart. I know women who are tougher! After I win the WWF championsh...
FUCK,I'M BROKE, I'M REALLY FUCKING BROKE. I GOTTA GO TO THAT SCHOOL, I GOTTA GO THAT SCHOOL AND ASK THOSE KIDS FOR SOME MONEY. I'M GONNA SAY "KIDS, KI...
Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" EdictBarack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
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