"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of "Macho Man" Randy Savage. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by "Macho Man" Randy Savage would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Ooooh yea, the "Macho Man" is getting ready for his match against Bret "The Hitman" Hart. I know women who are tougher! After I win the WWF championsh...
FUCK,I'M BROKE, I'M REALLY FUCKING BROKE. I GOTTA GO TO THAT SCHOOL, I GOTTA GO THAT SCHOOL AND ASK THOSE KIDS FOR SOME MONEY. I'M GONNA SAY "KIDS, KI...
Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns LineUnwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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