Lucifer - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 25 December 2013

As you know, thanks to one of my favourite sons Sigmund Freud who helped us to rationalize the human psyche (laughter). Yes, I know rationalizing the human psyche is like trying to count blades of grass, but give him credit he gave us data to work with...flew the flag for rationality (laughter).. no stop it! Stop making me laugh! Look at my mascara.. and Cleopatra gave it to me. Shame on you! (laughter).
Anyway it is thanks to him and his sado-masochistic theory that we were able to take control of culture and politics in general. By liberating sex and having sexual indiscretion still a crime in American politics we were able to seize future events big style. Where would we be without murals? Where would we be if we did not try to destroy them? Where is Charlie Sheen? Howdie Charlie... keep her lit bro! But controlling the world is more st...

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