Lucifer - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 27 November 2013

They never listen! I have told them a million times..CONFUSE!, CONFUSE!, CONFUSE! The monkeys still strive for reason and sanity and nobody stops them. Am I not paying them to stop them? Have I not given them my most precious gifts, cunning, greed, cruelty, the right to murder at will... and this is how they repay me? Sickness is the royal road to profits! How many times do I have to say it. There is no money to be made out of healthy people. Make people sick, goddammit! Sick in mind, spirit and body. If only I had six Quentin Tarantino this measly little planet would have been done and dusted years ago!




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