Lindsay Lohan - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Lindsay Lohan. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Lindsay Lohan would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2011
Monday 19 December 11
Dear Diary - Well the Playboy issue featuring me will soon be out and I am thrilled beyond belief. I cannot believe that Hugh Hefner agreed to p...
Friday 16 December 11
Friday 10th December 2011 Dear Diary, ok....whatever..I know it's not a diary entry, but what's a girl to do when she can't find a spare fuckin' pi...
November 2011
Wednesday 23 November 11
Dear Diary - Well I am trying my best to keep a low profile. I certainly do not want to go back to that horrible, stinking prison. I am much too...
Thursday 10 November 11
Dear Diary - Well, I did it again. I was supposed to have served 30 days in prison and I managed to talk my way out of it after serving only 5 hou...
Tuesday 08 November 11
Tits fell off this morning, hope the vagina stays in till after the dance thing. Doctor says the nose will have to be glued again, fukin cheek. An...
Monday 07 November 11
Dear Diary, Once again Ms Pussy has got be freed early, I was supposed to be banged up for 30 days this time but once I promised that fat, overweight...
Thursday 03 November 11
Dear Diary - Well I did it again. I have gotten by and instead of serving 30 days in jail I may not have to serve an effen thing. I am just damn...
October 2011
Wednesday 19 October 11
Dear Diary - Well it looks like the judge is trying to send me back to prison. I am scheduled to go into the courtroom yet one more time. I am t...
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