Lindsay Lohan - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Lindsay Lohan. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Lindsay Lohan would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Lindsay Lohan's diary, as written by 'rpm1978'.

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October 2010

Thursday 07 October 1010

Jail sucks so badly, my Jail cell stunk very badly. It smelled like a dead skunk in here too, I hate Jail so much, I complained about the smell too...

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August 2010

Tuesday 31 August 1010

I am glad to be out of jail, the food sucked so badly, ugh I hated this nasty food, it was awful, completely awful, I had to eat meat and vegetables e...

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July 2010

Wednesday 21 July 1010

My cell is next to the cell of that Alexis girl that stole my fancy watch, why didn't that girl go buy her own instead, oh I hate being next to her in...

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Wednesday 21 July 1010

I wanna move to Holland when I get out of Jail, why? so I can smoke all the marijuana I want without the Cops getting mad at me. I already hate bei...

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Friday 16 July 1010

Jail sucks, I hate it, I hate it. Jail does not serve any of the fancy French cuisine that snobs like me love to fatten ourselves on, no I have to...

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Sunday 11 July 1010

I'm not even allowed to touch my own millions of dollars at all, no I have to go about working like a dog just to get some cash to be allowed to purch...

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Saturday 10 July 1010

I hate being in jail, the guards forced me to wear an Orange Jumpsuit, I hate it, I wanna wear fancy clothes. I don't even get a decent toilet eith...

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