Lindsay Lohan - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Lindsay Lohan. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Lindsay Lohan would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2010


Thursday 07 October 1010

Jail sucks so badly, my Jail cell stunk very badly. It smelled like a dead skunk in here too, I hate Jail so much, I complained about the smell too...

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August 2010


Tuesday 31 August 1010

I am glad to be out of jail, the food sucked so badly, ugh I hated this nasty food, it was awful, completely awful, I had to eat meat and vegetables e...

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Monday 09 August 1010

This is October, I think. I have moved on to rehab. I have finished my diary and lots of people are interested in what I had to write while in t...

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Saturday 07 August 1010

This is Lindsay Lohan, I'm blond again today. The Psycho who sees me likes for me to wear it while he lies on the couch and asks me question.

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Saturday 07 August 1010

Lindsay Lohan here. Glad to be out of jail and into rehab. Jail was rough. Oh, no one touched me. I missed that. But it quieter here. N...

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Friday 06 August 1010

First Day At Rehab, For This Term: At least rehab is better than prison. In prison (they called it jail), they will allow you to bring in a d...

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Thursday 05 August 1010

Glad to finally be out of the big house today, although it doesn't look so big. Still have to go to rehab as soon as I leave, but I've been there.

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July 2010


Friday 23 July 1010

Well, My "Eff You" nail polish has worn off, but that prison tattoo my new girlfriend Bertha put on me just above my landing strip, isn't washing...

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