Lindsay Lohan - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Lindsay Lohan. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Lindsay Lohan would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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July 2010


Wednesday 21 July 10

My cell is next to the cell of that Alexis girl that stole my fancy watch, why didn't that girl go buy her own instead, oh I hate being next to her in...

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Wednesday 21 July 10

I wanna move to Holland when I get out of Jail, why? so I can smoke all the marijuana I want without the Cops getting mad at me. I already hate bei...

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Friday 16 July 10

Jail sucks, I hate it, I hate it. Jail does not serve any of the fancy French cuisine that snobs like me love to fatten ourselves on, no I have to...

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Wednesday 14 July 10

I've been fitted for my new clothing for jail and have lots of designer outfits on the way. I'm glad that I made sure to take care of this before I w...

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Tuesday 13 July 10

I'm going to jail next week and I don't have a thing to wear! I've got to find out if this is one of those prisons where they make everyone wear pi...

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Sunday 11 July 10

I'm not even allowed to touch my own millions of dollars at all, no I have to go about working like a dog just to get some cash to be allowed to purch...

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Saturday 10 July 10

I hate being in jail, the guards forced me to wear an Orange Jumpsuit, I hate it, I wanna wear fancy clothes. I don't even get a decent toilet eith...

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Friday 09 July 10

My spineless little lawyer decided to bolt on me after my 90 day sentence, as if there weren't any grounds for appeal. I mean, C'mon. Just because I...

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