Dear Diary - I am an actress and my greatest acting role is acting like I like having to behave myself.
Believe me, it is very difficult to do especially since I have a reputation for being America's one number one party girl.
And I don't give a rat's ass what those Kardashian girls think. I am Tinsel Town's hottest celebrity.
Barbara Walters recently said that I could not act myself out of a paper bag. Well the next time I see the old museum relic I am going to give her a piece of my mind.
I have already put Queen Latifah, Jay Leno, and David Letterman in their places and old Ms. Lispy is next.