Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary


Friday, 23 August 2013

Dear Diary - Can you imagine. I received an invitation to visit North Korea from its leader Kim Jong Un.

Well I am not going to waste my time going there because I have never been there so I really did not leave anything there.

I think that the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy has fallen in love with me, but then I get that a lot from a lot of red-blooded American guys and a few gals.

It is so nice to once again be free and not be confined to an 8 by 10 foot room.

I think that this time I am going to try and comply with whatever the judge dictates that I need to do.

Jay Leno told me to behave because I am much too pretty to be sitting in some cold, damp prison where most of the women are of the lesbianite persuasion.

Lindsay Lohan

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