Dear Diary - It feels so good to be out of that rehab clinic. I had a lot of fun hosting Chelsea Lately. I know that people still love me even though a lot of people think that I get preferential treatment from the California judges.
Well truth be told, I do. But that is just one of the perks of being a fabulously famous Hollywood movie star.
I can do all kinds of stuff that other women my age would immediately get arrested for and be sent off to prison.
But no sir, not Lindsay Lohan, I am bulletproof. And I am still going to be the party girl I have always been - just give me a few days, you'll see.