Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 20 March 2012

I am going back to Jail, I don't want to go back, I ate taking a dump in the metal toilet, it's cold on my bum.

I don't want to eat the slop they serve in that place, it tasted like crap, and I had to eat it, they mixed chicken and peas together, I hate peas, I hate Jail, I don't want to go back, I can't go back.

I once got sent into the hole that contained a hole in the floor instead of a toilet, I can't stand this, I am so rich and spoiled I don't belong in Jail.

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