Dear Diary -
Well I am trying my best to keep a low profile. I certainly do not want to go back to that horrible, stinking prison.
I am much too pretty and talented to waste my time sitting in a cold, damp cell with a bunch of women that have no talent.
I am so thrilled about my nude photo shoot for Playboy Magazine.
I especially want my ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson to see what is no longer hers.