Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 7 November 2011

Dear Diary,
Once again Ms Pussy has got be freed early, I was supposed to be banged up for 30 days this time but once I promised that fat, overweight guard he could get into my pants sooner, rather than later he agreed to let me go telling the Judge the lock-up was overcrowded. So all I have to do is meet him later at the San Doons Motel, cock a leg folloewd by a blowjob and I'm off scot free again....woohoo!!




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