Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

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Thursday, 3 November 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I did it again. I have gotten by and instead of serving 30 days in jail I may not have to serve an effen thing.

I am just damn good and like I keep saying, I do not care what the hell law I break, the American people will not stand for having a sweet, little, misunderstood, sexy young starlet like me get sent to some awful, cold, dark, damp jail with mean, horrible people.

I have got all of the California judges wrapped around my little Scotch drinking finger.

Lindsay Lohan




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