Wow, I never knew that this house arrest thing could be so much fun.
I get to serve my time in my own house, sleep in my own bed, watch my big screen TV, and eat whatever the hell I want when I want.
Gosh, if I had known about this house arrest thing I would have put in for it a long time ago.
From now on that is what I am doing...no more smelly, yucky Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women for me. No way. No sir.
Well, I think I'll go to the kitchen and make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.