Dear Diary -
Goodness, gracious. I cannot believe that everyone is making such a big deal out of me stealing a $2,500 necklace.
I mean it is not exactly as if I stole a car, which hundreds of people do everyday.
And anyway the store where I took the necklace from is a big store with lots of other necklaces.
I just wish the media would leave me alone before they damage my fabulous acting career.