Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 6 August 2010

First Day At Rehab,

For This Term:

At least rehab is better than prison.

In prison (they called it jail), they will allow you to bring in a dildo but, they say for your own protection, there must be at least one guard near when you use it.

I threw it at him!

Idiot tried to catch it in his teeth.

-Lilo





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