My cell is next to the cell of that Alexis girl that stole my fancy watch, why didn't that girl go buy her own instead, oh I hate being next to her in the slammer.
My toilet is seatless, and I get 3 meals a day too only one will be hot, man why does a mean spoiled rotten girl like me have to lose access to all my wealth and the things I adore so much, those wishing to visit me have to wait 4 hours to do so, this totally sucks, get me out of here, I will do anything to get out of here.
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