Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary


Friday, 16 July 2010

Jail sucks, I hate it, I hate it.

Jail does not serve any of the fancy French cuisine that snobs like me love to fatten ourselves on, no I have to eat some really nasty slop that looks like something I would never feed to my cats or dogs.

I wanna get outta here, I hate it here, I hate it so much, I want out, someone please get me out of this hellhole.

My cellmates all hate me, cause i'm such a rich snob who refused to bow down to anyone till I had to accept the authority of the warden who won't let me touch my millions of dollars, I wanna get out of here.

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