I'm going to jail next week and I don't have a thing to wear!
I've got to find out if this is one of those prisons where they make everyone wear pink (like that one in Arizona), or if this is the kind where everyone is in orange (like poor Paris Hilton was in), or if this is one of those where people are in the zebra stripes (they make me look fat), or if this is all white (I haven't been able to wear all white since I was 14), or if this is one where we wear blue jeans and blue shirts (I'd cut my pants into daisy dukes and tie up my shirt).
Oh, so many possibilities! I've got to look good for the other girls if I'm going to make someone my bitch,
I guess I'm off to Rodeo drive to hire me some fashion designers to work this out.