Kim Kardashian - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Kim Kardashian. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kim Kardashian would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Dear Diary - I am mad as hell and embarrassed beyond belief. I cannot believe that my baby daddy Kanye has just told the Hollywood press that he is no...
In the summer of 2011, you know, I had a doctor take an X-Ray of my big booty to prove to everyone that it's all real. That it's all me. I even paid f...
Dear Diary - Well I heard my baby will probably be weighing about 13 pounds when she is born. My, oh my, I know that my (BLANK) is gonna be sore for a...
Dear Diary - I am getting fatter and fatter with each passing hour. If I keep gaining weight at this rate I may end up having to buy a Ringling Brothe...
Dear Diary - I am depressed. I just heard that my fiancé Kanye West told one of his closest friends that I am starting to look like Mount St. Helen's.
Dear Diary - I cannot believe that I am pregnant with Kanye's baby. I know it's true because my stomach is starting to get big like Kirstie Alley's.
Dear Diary - I'm glad to say I'm pregnant. And I am thrilled to announce that my baby has already been signed to star in his or her own reality sh...
Bill Clinton: U. S. can't win ground war vs. IraqBill Clinton insists the U. S. armed forces cannot win a land war against Iraq "or any other country, no matter how many booties are on the ground, because there are too many gays in the military."
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