Kim Kardashian - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Kim Kardashian. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kim Kardashian would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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July 2013


Sunday 21 July 1313

Dear Diary - I am mad as hell and embarrassed beyond belief. I cannot believe that my baby daddy Kanye has just told the Hollywood press that he is no...

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Monday 01 July 1313

In the summer of 2011, you know, I had a doctor take an X-Ray of my big booty to prove to everyone that it's all real. That it's all me. I even paid f...

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June 2013


Wednesday 05 June 1313

Dear Diary - Well I heard my baby will probably be weighing about 13 pounds when she is born. My, oh my, I know that my (BLANK) is gonna be sore for a...

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May 2013


Thursday 09 May 1313

Dear Diary - I am getting fatter and fatter with each passing hour. If I keep gaining weight at this rate I may end up having to buy a Ringling Brothe...

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April 2013


Friday 26 April 1313

Dear Diary - I am depressed. I just heard that my fiancé Kanye West told one of his closest friends that I am starting to look like Mount St. Helen's.

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January 2013


Friday 25 January 1313

Dear Diary - I cannot believe that I am pregnant with Kanye's baby. I know it's true because my stomach is starting to get big like Kirstie Alley's.

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Wednesday 02 January 1313

Dear Diary - I'm glad to say I'm pregnant. And I am thrilled to announce that my baby has already been signed to star in his or her own reality sh...

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