Kim Kardashian - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Kim Kardashian. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kim Kardashian would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Kim Kardashian's diary, as written by 'Abel Rodriguez'.
Dear Diary - Well I heard my baby will probably be weighing about 13 pounds when she is born. My, oh my, I know that my (BLANK) is gonna be sore for a...
Dear Diary - I am getting fatter and fatter with each passing hour. If I keep gaining weight at this rate I may end up having to buy a Ringling Brothe...
Dear Diary - I am depressed. I just heard that my fiancé Kanye West told one of his closest friends that I am starting to look like Mount St. Helen's.
Dear Diary - I cannot believe that I am pregnant with Kanye's baby. I know it's true because my stomach is starting to get big like Kirstie Alley's.
Dear Diary - I'm glad to say I'm pregnant. And I am thrilled to announce that my baby has already been signed to star in his or her own reality sh...
Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture AcademyIn an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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