I hate this damn election! I can't get any decent publicity to save my life! I get mugged and TIED UP in Paris and make Kanye cancel his concerts to be with me and it only sticks around in the papers for a week! The publicity from that would normally last for about three months! I guess it's back to leaking homemade porn tapes. Oh wait! I know! I'll pose nude, tied up, and say that is what I looked like when the thieves were there! Nobody will be able to resist it!!
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