Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 13 August 2013

"Kanye just bought a car suited for a dictator or a drug czar. Here, I didn't think he was that big of an egomaniac. Who'd want to kill his sorry ass anyhow? Yeezus just invested $2 million in two Dartz Prombron armored SUVs from Latvia. Isn't a "Baby On Board" bumper sticker on the back of a new Rolls Royce good enough? And my Mom got all over that mean mean man, Barack Obama, for shish-ka-bobbing Kanye and me for setting a bad example for America's youth. He claims we've destroyed the American Dream for kids, like we've set the materialistic bar way too high. I mean what's wrong with making tons of money for doing nothing but absolutely nothing, or at the most, utter nonsense? Mamma Kris loves me and my sisters. What other mother would pimp her daughters the way she has?"

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