Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary


Monday, 1 July 2013

...hard-earned money on it."

Well guys, what do you think? Should I go for it? Should I have my head X-Rayed? My Dad (my real Dad, not that Ken Doll my Mom's with now), was a really smart guy, you know, a highly successful attorney. He even was on O.J. Simpson's legal team. My Dad was one of O.J.'s lawyers for when that crazy crackhead O.J. killed his wife. Dad had nothing to do with lawyering up when O.J. and that crazy army charged into a hotel room with machine guns to get his sports stuff back. Anyhow, what I'm saying is those lawyers were really sharp legal eagles. They got O.J. off and all. But even though Dad had a great brain, maybe my X-Ray will show something not so good. That's what I'm worried about. I can get all stressed out thinking about it. I don't handle emotions well, you know. . . .I've even talked to Kanye about it, but he's usu...

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