Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 1 July 2013

In the summer of 2011, you know, I had a doctor take an X-Ray of my big booty to prove to everyone that it's all real. That it's all me. I even paid for it myself. If a girl has money for a Bentley, well, she's got a few dimes and nickels laying around for stuff like this, you know. And it's part of my professional role for "being famous just because I'm famous." And you know what? The doctor's pictures were right. It's all me. No implants or anything fake. It's all my own genes in those jeans. So there! Stick that in your dirty crack pipe, Lindsay Lohan!

Now, I'm getting a lot of letters from skeptical fans asking me to have a neurosurgeon X-Ray my head to see if I have a brain. Some lady from Alabama tweeted and said something to the effect that "Kim K.'s brain is no bigger than a pea. I'll put some of my hard-earne...

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