Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary


Friday, 26 April 2013

Dear Diary - I am depressed. I just heard that my fiancé Kanye West told one of his closest friends that I am starting to look like Mount St. Helen's.

I cannot understand how Westy could refer to the mother-to-be of his child as a volcano.

I have been called lots of names but never a damn, effen volcano.

I know one thing, if he continues to embarrass me like that I may just end up having this baby all by myself and telling the microphone thief to hit the road.

Nobody messes with a Kardashian; especially a pregnant one.

Kim Kardashian

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