Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary


Friday, 25 January 2013

Dear Diary - I cannot believe that I am pregnant with Kanye's baby. I know it's true because my stomach is starting to get big like Kirstie Alley's.

How I wish that my divorce from Kris Humphries was final so that I do not appear to be some loose woman who is married and is having another man's baby, which is exactly what I am doing dammit!

But it does not matter because I don't care what Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or that blonde skanky bitch Chelsea Handler say.

I am a Kardashian. And the Kardashian's are tough people just like the ancient Romans, the ancient Greeks, and the ancient Amish.

Kim Kardashian

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