I've been trying some wigs on today. First tried on a red wig, and then a blonde one. "Do blondes have more fun?" I tweeted.
The fact is i have too much time on my hands with nothing to do, perhaps I should go out and get a real job like normal people?
Bugger it, I can't do a normal job. I'd probably get bullied for being so beautiful. You can imagine me dressed like a secretary perching on the desk of my boss taking notes with my top buttons undone and my baps showing. Perhaps I should get a job being in 'home movies'. At least do something I'm good at.