Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 11 January 2012

Dear Diary -

I just cannot understand why people dislike me so much.

I know that they are jealous but why can't they be jealous of someone else like Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga, LeAnn Rimes or some other girl whose name begins with an "L."

I just let the haters hate because I am worth $35 million. So they can say what they want especially about my humongous butt which I am sure even the haters would love to touch.

And again I have been asked if I am returning Kris's $2 million wedding ring.

Well let me put it this way - Beyonce will have a sex change operation before that happens.

Kim Kardashian

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