Dear Diary -
I am getting so tired of people asking me if I plan to return my $2 million wedding ring to Kris Humphries.
I am not. It was a gift. I cannot help it if I have decided to get divorced after only 72 days.
And I am not going to give back any of the other gifts as well. I am especially not returning the thoroughbred race horse, the fully loaded Kia Spectra, or the Picasso painting.