Man, those dogs in our labor camps! I can see that most of them deserve to be there, the ingrates. Every time I try to do something nice for them, like when I had petting zoos put in the camps, no one appreciates it! They don't think I should spend good money coddling the political insurgents. I can't help it that I'm so kind-hearted!
No one has even mentioned that I had new, cushioned arm rests put on the torture chairs. And no one even noticed that I had the entry gates to most of the death camps repainted a cheery yellow! No appreciates anything anymore. Guess I'll go see the Pleasure Squad. That always makes me feel better!